That Weeerd Dave Gingery
is runnin’ for President again.

(swears he’ll keep at it until everyone gets it right and votes him into office...)

This is one of the best portraits I've seen taken of Dipstick Dave. And it was done right down at the local McDonald's. (Analysts tell me McDonald's stock has plummeted since then...)

And who is this knucklehead?

He tells me he's running for President, and this high level strategy meeting over blazing hot coffee and Egg McMuffins was held to kick off his campaign. Before the meeting was over Dave dumped the coffee in his lap. No, he wasn't nuts enough to sue... Why should he? He didn't even FEEL it!

Vote for Dave!
He Cares for You! He Feels Your Pain!
No Hidden Agenda!
Just Out to Have A Good Time At Your Expense!
 

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