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is almost complete! He seems to think that he will
extract so much free energy from space that he'll be able to put the power
companies out of business! Personally, we doubt it.
When
the landlord discovers the hole he punched in his apartment ceiling for
his telescope, Lindsay is going to be out on the street! And when the
neighbors see the miles of receiving antenna wire he has strung through
the trees, they'll string him up!
Lindsay creates so much trouble around here we just wish
he would go back to communicating with the scientists on Venus with his
low-frequency multi-wave transmitter, or go back to frying alley cats
with his Tesla death ray.
Between experiments, Lindsay picked out more bizarre books
for his latest catalog. We hate to admit it, but we think they're great,
too. We hope you agree.
Lindsay's Weary Employees
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