Why would Lindsay want to cook hotdogs with an electric arc? Why does Lindsay do anything? We don't know. And don't ask!
Please
examine his latest, bizarre catalog. Look carefully at the Wrought Iron
book just off the press. Don't overlook the return of Accurate Tool Work.
(Geez... maybe you could use the lessons taught there to make a steam
powered pacemaker for your mother-in-law...)
Send us an order. We need the money. We're gonna have one horrendous electricity bill. Lindsay is promising to try to fry the neighbor lady's cat next, then the neighbor lady herself, and maybe even her mother-in-law. We've called the authorities, but they can't get close enough to stop him because of the heat (and the smell).
This could mean big trouble. If the power suddenly goes off in your part of the country, you'll know who to blame! Help us! Send an order
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