endlessly
turning perfectly good metal castings into mounds of useless chips,
Lindsay's twin brother, Bubba, retires to the one thing he can handle without failure: his 3000 psi beer pump.
Although Bubba may be the world's worst machinist, when it comes to acquiring a golden brew, he is an expert. He laboriously tunneled over 800 yards into the lagering cellar of the local brewery and secretly tapped into one of their stainless steel tanks.
Bubba pumps carbon dioxide at enormous pressure through the buried lines to the tank to drive the stolen beer back into the machine shop locker room where numerous empty steins await.
We're gonna let him taste good British ale soon in hopes he'll attempt to tunnel under the Atlantic to get to one of their breweries, and in the process, drown! No more Bubba. No more wasted castings! And best of all, we'll have all that stolen beer for ourselves!
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