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then you may want to be electrocuted. If you miss out on the books in
our latest catalog, you're going to wish you were dead anyway. People
have been very disappointed to find that the book they were going to order
"next month" was taken off the market in the meantime. It has happened
more times than we care to recount.
Avoid the heartache and misery of missing out on a good
book. Send your order today.
And avoid embarrassing electrical burn marks on intimate
parts of your body. Don't wet the bed wearing headphones!
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