Yes,
we process our orders on a steam powered computer! Ol' Herman Hollerith
himself couldn't claim that.
People talk about Pentiums, 486's, and 386 machines. But ours is just a plain 86: 86 horsepower at 86 rpm, thanks to George Corliss. Even the programmer, ol' man Lindsay himself, has an IQ of 86. So you know how ancient our computer system is.
Check out the books in our latest catalog, and send us an order before we do away with this monster. Your order can be one of the last processed on this bizarre system.
Our computer doesn't quite fit on a desktop like yours, but ours can do something yours can't. When our engineer, Phineas, decides to throw the Corliss engine into reverse, our computer can do things that IBM and Apple haven't even thought of yet! And if they're smart, they never will...
Order your books today. Before we send the engine, the computer and Phineas to the scrap yard...
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